why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?
I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER
We don’t mind either way.
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nonsense & fandoms
whovian / cumberbitch / tribute / potterhead. addicted to arctic monkeys & alex turner. main blog:
p-r-i-o-r-i-t-i-e-s
(it's basically pictures and stuff)
don't have much patience for descriptions idk hi
p-r-i-o-r-i-t-i-e-s
(it's basically pictures and stuff)
don't have much patience for descriptions idk hi
idk why ya’ll get so wet and hard over selena gomez, she aint even hot
finally someone understands
hallelujah
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people I call "dude."
male friends:
dude
female friends:
dude
cis friends:
dude
queer friends:
dude
trans* friends:
dude
my parents:
dude
my boss:
dude
the president:
mr. dude
the queen:
your dudeness
the pope:
holy dude
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me:
ugh so bored no plans let me just watch the pilot episode of a random tv show i've never seen while i figure out what to do today
13 hours later
me:
i've made a huge mistake
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So my mother calls me
Mom:
I'm out shopping, is there anything you want for your birthday?
Me:
Sherlock season 3
Mom:
Okay I'll see what I can do
Me:
...
Me:
Okay thanks.
Me:
*hangs up*
Mom:
*calls me back*
Me:
Yes?
Mom:
So I was just at HMV...
Mom:
And I asked the girl at the register if they sold season 3 of Sherlock...
Mom:
And she broke down and started crying on the counter...
Mom:
Care to explain?
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the concept of raisins is so strange like hey i left this grape out in the sun and it’s suddenly dry and disgusting let’s eat it
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my biography.
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